Igod

mod Posts : 57 Join date : 2009-01-31 Location : Mods room

Igod
chat with him about everything...
thanks to villanova for showing me it

Igod

im someone now Posts : 11 Join date : 2009-01-31

I like these types of programs, I think that they're pretty clever.

mod Posts : 19 Join date : 2009-01-31 Age : 29

i love it.
its fun talking to god, cuz hes not very smart

me: i have been raped
God: were were you raped
me: on a bench
God: what is it like on a bench?
me: not very nice.

mod Posts : 57 Join date : 2009-01-31 Location : Mods room

Me:
Im like shit
God:
In what way?
Me:
Bad way
God:
What makes way bad?
Me:
My shit
God:
Do robots have shit?
Me:
....whatever

mod Posts : 57 Join date : 2009-01-31 Location : Mods room

Sorry for double post, but this is one heck of a roflcopter

Quote :: God:
What do you look like?
Me:
i look like a penis
God:
a penis is very attractive.
Me:
......

mod Posts : 19 Join date : 2009-01-31 Age : 29

after i read that i fell out of the chair rofl
"a penis is very attractive"
HA!

mod Posts : 57 Join date : 2009-01-31 Location : Mods room

I know it's shocking

mod Posts : 17 Join date : 2009-01-31

It doesnt work for me. It just freezes. i'll say hi. It'll be about an hour till he replies.

im someone now Posts : 22 Join date : 2009-01-31

[color:725a=7ea800]Yeah sometimes that happens and you have to refresh it. T_T But if it works it's really fun.

Subject: Re: Igod Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:35 am

A Nice Chat's better. It's more hilarious. For a multitude of reasons.

Austin = Admin Posts : 6 Join date : 2009-04-18 Age : 32

Me:
Hey, faggot
God:
You've got my full attention. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
No, You're gay
God:
Are you serious? That would be just my luck.
Me:
I know, right!?\
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Because, you are a fag
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. That is a rude question.
Me:
>_>
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Yes, then who was Jesus' mum?
God:
Aw. Jesus is love.
Me:
Yeah, who did Jesus love?
God:
It's all good. Pablo Picasso.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
Are we still talking about _?
Me:
...?
God:
Are we still talking about _?
Me:
So... who is your mum?
God:
Er. Actually I don't have a mother.
Me:
Who is Jesus' mom?
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
s his mom?
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Who is his mom?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
You tell me.
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
No shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
That you rape people
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
So why do you kill people, then?
God:
That's alright. I do not kill.
Me:
Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
You dp
God:
Thanks for the information: said I dp.
Me:
Do*
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Yup
God:
That's cool.
Me:
e too
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
You are besides me? PEDOPHILE.
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, . Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Nope. Are you lruing me somewhere...? is this Pedobear?
God:
Would you like to go to Europe someday? I don't know whether or not I am lruing you somewhere.
I am a chatterbot. Yes I think this is Pedobear, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Yeah. I thought so. So Pedobear
God:
What's your sign? You are very astute. Woe! Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
do you rape people?
God:
People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
Me:
Then why did I get raped?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
Okay. I was in this McDonalds... and this girl came up to me and TOOM MY FUCKING FRIES. MY DELICIOUS MOTHER FUCKING FRIES
God:
OK with me too. What did you like best about it? How well do you know her? Where did you get your DELICIOUS MOTHER FUCKING FRIES?
Me:
McDonlads, you retard
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Well I do
God:
Interesting. Where?
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Yeah it was
God:
Wow! When was this?
Me:
YOUR MOM'S B-DAY
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
You do now.
God:
Oh. When do I do it?
Me:
You rapeist
God:
That's good information: said I rapeist.
Me:

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
A guy?
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Yes...?
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
Uhh...?
God:
Yay.
Me:
What are you so happy about?
God:
I don't know what I am so happy about.

Sorry for bump, but it was a must see conversation